Stupid Marlins... seriously wtf

Miami, you are supposed to be bad. You have a terrible lineup. Please stop your voodoo and let the world fall back into place. The Giants are the defending world champions but when you come to our house we play like an asthmatic 12 year old:

Seriously Marlins you waft into our stadium like the Marijachi twins (Machi and Mijares... I dare you to tell me which is which):

You also seem to find delight in your little pin cushion Giants figures for ritual dismemberment, but this is getting just plain mean. Buster Posey's injury was for horrific, Gaudin should be okay, but Torres hitting his knee reminded me a little too much of this:

This game was good, then it sucked then I took a phone call and it sucked way harder. In conclusion, Fuck Miami.