We've officially hit the 1/3 mark of the season so it's awards time!
Most Valuable Player: Romo, duh! Oh, I know there are those of you out there who are crazy for Melky but tough titties.
Biggest Surprise: Zito if you are a "glass half full" type person, Lincecum if you are more of a "holy shit, what the fuck is happening" person.
Biggest Dissapointment: The in-stadium music choices. They at least got rid of "What a Wonderful World" ... as far as I know. I have also yet to see "fist-pump grandma" which is a blessing because that sounds like a horribly disgusting porn site and was sadly a real thing at the stadium last year. Things that could make the stadium 100 times better in no particular order:
Bring back the Carlton Cam
Awesome classical music like "Ride of the Valkyries" and the overtures of William Tell and 1812
Taze fans who run on the field.
Start at bat and pump up songs further in so we get to the epic part sooner!
Best Addition (non-trade category): Gregor Blanco. He was the missing ingredient to forming our first "3 Amigos" outfield since the Alou brothers.
Best Addition (via trade): Got Melk?
Best Addition by subtraction: This award will henceforth be known as "The Rowand Award"
Best Facial Expressions: I love when Pagan gets pissed and goes all bug eyed. Coming in a close second is Buster Posey when disagreeing with a ball or strike. Haven't seen it? It pretty much looks like he just saw his dog piss all over the carpet and knock over the trash can. 3rd place to Vogelsong when he exits a game.
Current News: Tonights game was full of surprises... Timmy coming back after he shat the bed in the 2nd inning, the offense clawing its way out of a 4-0 deficet in San Diego (which it seems like next to impossible at Petco), and then our bullpen snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Damn.
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